Make Mine A Karma Koffee - Phoenix Karma

I kind of like the large desert spoons, somewhere in between teaspoons and tablespoons. If I had to pick any kind of spoon it would be that....

 

What's your opinion on runcible spoons?

 

I'm quite apathetic on the matter....

 

What about a spork?

 

Sporks are ungodly hybrids. There are some things with which man was never meant to meddle....

 

Do you have a least favourite type of knife and/or fork?

And the spork is a ghastly American version of Lear's almost perfect runcible spoon, why can't they leave well alone

 

Knives and forks with plastic handles. They just have no class....

 

And to continue the cutlery theme ... a most favourite?

 

Gotta be the silverware, for those rare times I find myself at those sorts of occassions....

 

I don’t think I've ever found myself at one of those occasions...

Speaking of runcible spoons, have you ever dined on mince and slices of quince?

Do you know which knife and fork one should use to peel a banana?

 

What's mince and quince? And call me old fashioned, but I'd use my hands to peel a banana....

 

I should point out at this juncture, that the next person to ask me a cutlery related question will be told to fork off....

 

OK, next subject: crockery. What's your favourite kind of plate?:tongue:

 

What a crock of shit :tongue:

 

how do you feel about spooning

 

It's quite enjoyable....

 

Do you own any tasteless garden ornaments?

 

Nope. We have three old staddle stones, which were once used for threshing corn, and a stone statue, but they're antiques and not really tasteless. No gnomes. Just a pond, flowerbeds, lawns, a wooded area and a greenhouse and a vegetable patch....

 

If you couldn't be you, who would you want to be, and why?

 

That's honestly a very difficuly question to answer as I'm incredibly happy being me. I'd like to try my hand at being an actor though, or maybe a rock star. It's a shame you only get one stab at life, and although I'm quite content with the stab I'm having at this one, there are many things I'd like to try my hand at, but know I never will....