Make fun of the poster above you....(game thread..not a serious one)

doesnt know how to use the microwave.

 

wants to marry a hippy....

 

I really do.

Hates hippies.

 

smells like a hippy

 

Uses maple syrup as hair conditioner

 

uses maple syrup as anal lube

 

Instead of fingers and toes he has dicks, tiny pink dicks.

 

his wife has a bigger adams apple

 

drives a bumper car to work....

 

eats hippies for supper.

 

has a crush on a certain hip forum poster.....

 

Has a crush on a certain NFL lineman

 

your mother called....she needs you to drop her off some of her underwear

 

Is terrified by the thought of women as sexual beings.

 

painted a fleshlight to look like SuperTed

 

buys the ultra tight fleshlight and still can't fit his tiny peen into it

 

all the local prostitutes know him by name

 

Clubs seals.

 

his fridge is dirtier than Deaths

 

Eats my cooking.