Make fun of the poster above you....(game thread..not a serious one)

has lemon breath.....

 

your car is such a piece of crap that you only drive it in the dark

 

substitute car for wife and drive for fuck.

 

sometimes here..sometimes there....thats total bullshit...you are never anywhere

 

Was deported from the states when he tried to burn a cross on the white house lawn

 

carries an umbrella even when there is no chance of rain

 

All his purchases are made using coins

 

all his purchases are cheques



...written by his Mom

 

his haircut looks like he stuck a bowl on his head and cut around it....

 

Drinks Miller Lite, and gets drunk on it.

 

Drinks Bud lite....and gets drunk off it.

 

you cant handle the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sleeps with the lights on

 

smokes lady cigarettes

 

smokes poles

 

Loves to sit bare assed on parking cones.

 

lost two cars while buying parts at the junkyard because he couldn't tell his from the others

 

Is the President of the Timothy Mcveigh fan club

 

is in reality the church bishop.....

 

Had sex in a confession.