Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has a very peculiar idea of how to go about chatting a girl up

 

Has a very peculiar idea about what's peculiar

 

Drinks Theakston's Old Peculiar

 

Secretly wants to drink it with me

 

cant spell his name backwards

 

Can't spell his name forwards

 

Can't spell spell without using spellcheck.

 

cant afford spell check

 

Can't spell "smell check"

 

smells

 

Has defective nostrils.

 

has 25cats

 

And there all named Target.

Her toes are lined up in reverse order on her right foot.

 

eats toe cheese

 

Made me barf a little.

 

then ate it

 

ate my last toe off.

 

let me

 

stole it on me

 

has a pet monkey