Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

cant tap her head and rub her tummy at the same time

 

painted his house turqoise

 

Just got out of bed

 

married to a fish called wanda

 

Put on makeup to see what he'd look like as a girl

 

Once ate yellow snow

 

Richard Bransons daughter

 

lost his virginity at the age of 30

 

is a semi-virgin

 

once was caught boning an apple pie

 

is the coolest dude to have ever existed

 

helps old ladies cross the street

 

found jesus in a truck stop bathroom stall

 

somehow manages to always have skidmarks up the back of his shirts

 

Tried to kill an old man with a rusty spoon.

 

brews illegal moonshine

 

Tossed George Bush's salad

 

loves the cranberry sauce..

 

Is the son of Prince Charles

 

witnesses a sun burning far away and thinks it's an undiscovered planet