Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

wears gloves to bed to protect his fingers

 

collects her tears in a small cup and drinks away

 

is amberdextreous....:-0 Had to change post....

 

[too slow, man, too slow ]

cuts bits of his hair off and makes things out of it

 

has a secretary, neekid I might add, doin the posting for him here on hip forums...

 

his name is earl

 

has a pet cemetary in his attic....

 

his guitar is made of matchsticks

 

has a Big woofer....

 

can hit a note so low it will loosen your stool

 

has a noticable BBAD eye.....

 

killed jesus

 

"accidentally" lost swimsuit while at a water slide park and it took the cops 3 hours to finally catch him because he was all greased up with crisco.

 

eats crisco

 

was declared totally sane....

 

drives a soupped up civic with quad 18" subs and rolls on 22's wrapped in 10 series rubber

 

hide in his basement when there's a full moon

 

sleeps on bales of hay in the barn when hubby is mad at her....

 

his farm is virtual

 

doesn't really have long hair its a wig.....BALD!!!!!!