Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

[read ur guestbook..]


combs the few hairs he has left on his head with extreme caution and care

 

has never had a girl touch him

 

her socks are made of animal fur

 

is quite possibly pregnate...:-0

 

doesnt know that a guy who hangs around with musicians is called a bass player

 

likes to sleigh ride in the nude

 

[brrr]shrinkage.....stole my clothes just before my last sleigh ride

 

Wasn't that big in the first place....

 

leads the church choir

 

longs to be on MTV.....

 

thinks sanity is insanity and vice versa

 

puts a sock on mr happy and dances to his music on the sofa....Yes, and a sock is all he is wearing by golly.....:-0

 

goes on the annual tractor race from the farm to town and back with a line-up of 30-50 tractors..

 

sews his own clothes

 

was once sewing a hole in her sock and sewd it to her foot

 

is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

 

plays checkers out in the park with the geezers....

 

loves his coffee so much, he grows his own beans and makes his own blends

 

doesn't really live in a cabin on the hill, live in a van down by the river

 

yes I do....

really lives in New York, greenwich village....