Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

left-handed...switches knife and fork to cut food

 

Doesn't really cry blood ;p

 

cries vodka, and man does it hurt!

 

Doesn't cry at all, ever

 

Saves her toenail clippings

 

never clips their toenails

 

uses old toenails as voodoo medicine

 

wears tight bras

 

can't find a bra that fits right

 

gets bras custom made with fake nipple inserts

 

Once took a bra in the fitting room at wal-marts to see how it would look on him

 

used to be a man who used to be a woman

 

Has such a big dick he has to tie it in a bow to get it in his pants

 

stole my hobbit

 

drank all the kool-aid.....

 

Got lost in the big city

 

Spells out stuff in braille with her goose bumps

 

has to allocate two precious hours of his time to watch sixty minutes.....

 

thinks people in china live upside-down

 

It's Mick Jagger