Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

techd me 2 spel gudly!

 

always wants to pull my finger

 

wont feed the cat

 

always types in capitals when registering

 

gives spam as a valentines day present every year

 

Accepts spam as a valentines day present every year

 

Put a cat wearing a bunny suit on the roof of my high school's gym on jupiter 12 million years before catnip graced the earth and told my mom about it after beacause I stepped on their shoelaces while we were walking up walls in a gold building made out of egg shells and hidden under a plutonium encased nuclear testing laboratory in a secret state hidden under Montana called "Hardon" after we made vegan brownies at a grocery store in the heating vents by burning charcoal underneath them and camping on the loading dock because we got locked in a refridgeorated truck for 3 weeks with no fresh air and died of heat exaustion after starving to death 17 times because we ate too much food and sang too many songs which made the driver pullover and kick us out which was their fault because they sings louder than I do

 

he tried and he failed

 

he sleep under his bed, not on it....

 

still plays with her childhood toys

 

plays with a rubber ducky when taking a bath

 

owes me money

 

tried to roll a spliff but ended up covering himself in gummed paper

 

smokes shwag

 

doesn't bother to pick out the seeds and stems before loading his pipe

 

puts slugs into donation boxes

 

prays for rejuvenation on a daily basis and envies the young

 

[that ones actually true grunge]....envies my vast experience and wonders if his life will be as fullfilling

 

ponders regularly on whether he could of done more with his life, and what the bump in the night was in the early hours of a cold december morning in 1983.

 

[no pondering needed, i know i could have...i am a little lazy]...........often wonders why the other boys are getting hair where he is not