Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

photographs people taking photographs...(ya I know Im running out of ideas)

 

photographs himself nude and photoshops more flattering bodyparts and once female parts

 

buys my photos

 

you cashed the cheque now send the goods

 

steals gas from where he works.....smuggles it out in his thermos

 

is always askin me about my 5 gallon thermos

 

pick up the half used cigarettes at the Canadian Tire entrances

 

overly critical of my gently used tobacoe business

 

smokes stuff he grows in his backyard

 

shovels the driveway in high heels and a miniskirt

 

sleeps in adult diapers so he doesn't have to get up in the middle of the night to pee...

 

once went on a potato chips only diet

 

has a girlfriend tied up in his basement, for his sexual pleasure...

 

I wish




You are on the FBI most wanted list

 

Is in the witness protection....he saw who did it....

 

Is who did it.

 

Still plays with baby dolls

 

Plays with realdolls.

 

collects Spicegirls memorabilia

 

love boys in the backstreet