Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

drinks garbage juice

 

farts everytime he hears the star spangled banner

 

Sleeps during O'Canada

 

anorexic

 

Goes to the beach with nothing but bagels on his dick

 

wears womens underwear

 

tried to trip on car battery acid..

 

is all out of batteries

 

likes to lick 9volt batteries

 

your name is Sandwich Sandwich Sandwich

 

Owns a functioning time machine

 

was the guy that enscribed the entire bible on a pinhead

 

Know Pluto isn't a planet but Popeye's dog

 

Knows all the names to both the characters on the cover of this childrens book.

 

Goes to all you can eat restaurants and stays till they kick him out



Popeye did not have a dog, but did have a pet called Eugene the Jeep who is magical. Eugene lives in a 3 dimensional world but is really a 4 dimensional creature. He answers yes/no questions by bowing down for yes and not bowing down for no. Eugene subsists on a diet of orchids. He made his first appearance on April 1, 1936.

 

His last 14 serious relationships have all been women with a strong resemblence to Olive Oyl.

 

Is actually Wimpy and extremely jealous of Olive and Popeye's relationship.

 

Would gladly pay you tuesday for crack cocaine today.

 

You have the mysterious white goo on your lips

 

Does the work of THREE men:

Curly, Larry and Moe!