Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

is a cyborg from the year 3,500 AD sent back in time to drain earth of it's water supply.

 

lives on a canal boat and still gets motion sick most everyday....

 

has an addiction to miniature railways; preferably n-gauge.

 

wishes he had long hair & a big gray beard, like me....

 

has no hair and no gray beard... it's all lies

 

is depressed because hes a homosexual hermaphrodite

 

He once dated a family member

 

made of cheese

 

Is secretly plotting to invade America with his army of vehicles......

 

Is building a underground tunnel to hide in when BBAD invades....America!!!!!!!

 

has a surgically implanted release valve for your saliva like on brass instrument

 

always clogs up his trombones spit valve with loogies

 

Has ruined more machines than he has worked on.

 

always tells the bus driver how to drive

 

Always sets in the back of the bus so he can moon the people behind the bus

 

always gives kids the finger when shes in traffic behind a school bus

 

lives in his parent garage behind their house

 

likes to cause car accidents by layin out in the nude on her deck, which is quite visible from the road....

 

Like to show his man parts to the ladies in the rest home

 

chases after much younger men