Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

picks his nose and eats it

 

listens to classic rock in reverse for subliminal messages

 

Had his tail chewed off by angry cheetahs

 

still uses that weird saying "bull roar" all the time

 

sleeps with his night light on because he's afraid of the dark

 

never walks under a ladder or lets a black cat cross her path

 

has a plethora of stolen library cards in his desk drawer....

 

bases sex life on advice from Dr. Ruth and Ann Landers

 

wonders where he put his last half of twinkie cake late last night....

 

was once arrested for robbing a cup of sugar from his next door neighbour

 

owns more guitars and amps than Eric Clapton......

 

was once on the Ed Sullivan show

 

isnt aerodynamic..

 

weighs more on his tip toes

 

Has the largest Dental Floss Porn collection in the world

 

has a large slinky collection...

 

his only slinky is made of metal; build shortly after world war 2

 

likes to play strip monopoly....

 

takes pictures of himself for his own satisfaction

 

was once curator of madame toussaint wax museum