Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

dreads his beard

 

has pet maggots

 

has worms

 

Is lying about his location

 

wants 100,000 posts

 

actually 50,000 will probably be enough




Always tries to scramble the eggs before cracking the shell (it can be done)

 

lets his puppy sleep in the bed with him....

 

Has had a threesome that involved a tuba.

 

it has been stated that in the past he has made obscene X-Rated snowpeople..

 

Took his upright bass to senior prom

 

likes peanut butter and mustard sandwich with a side order of beets.....

 

makes his wife ride in the trunk

 

is a closet Cleveland Browns Dog Pound fan.....

 

Wears an eye patch for no reason

 

plays with his rubber ducky in the bath tub.

 

wears a grass skirt for the shock value to parties....

 

weeds his garden in the nude

 

is always peekin over the fence for some strange reason when I am workin in the garden....

 

not really working. he is an exhibitionist.

 

is a hippie