Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

Recently had to get braces on the teeth that started growing around his sphincter.

 

no one really knows this, but I am reporting that crummyrummy really has this secret desire to be commanding General of the Salvation Army....

 

I used to work for the Salvation Army, my last job before I joined the Navy.

Anyhoo, farmout has been outsourcing his bass thumping obligations to a sweatshop in Tunisia for the last 16 months for a net gain of $230,000.

 

Once set out on a quest to find the Holy Grail, only to remember that he left Hot Pockets in the microwave, and had to return.

 

plays the guitar upside down & left handed...

 

Sniffs pop rocks.

 

likes to fly kites from on deck while at sea....

 

Shoots heroin before attending the Church of Scientology in accordance to his bi-monthly attendance schedule.

 

rides his bike backwards to garner more attention from the girlies....

 

One time, in 1979, while taking a break from attempting to assasinate Captain Kangaroo, farmout "accidentally" killed, dismembered, boiled and ditributed 16 prostitutes to festival goers attending an arts fest in Massachusettes.

 

likes to dribble a basket ball with one hand, juggle with the other, while running thru the mall, makin sure everyone looks at him by screamin and yellin at the same time and always wearing a bright yeller poca doted dress and a red curly clown wig...

 

Is the world's only known banana-peel collector

 

uses guitar strangs on his bow and arrow...

 

Has a small zoo in his basement consisting of rabid rodents of which he has sedated, and then tattooed with various sharpies.

 

secretly wishes he had an upright bass like me instead of those new fangled electified ones that sound like electric farts....

 

Starts each day by eating 2 and a half pounds of cranberries and then spends the rest of the day insulting some peoples preferred musical instruments

 

Has a trampstamp.

 

last year saved four hundred thirty bucs with geico....

 

Has gotten 14 tickets in the last year for doing donuts on the high school football field

 

Has gotten in bar fights with three different intoxicated semi-professional hockey players.