Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

secretly enjoys having sexual relations with menstruating prostitutes.

 

Once jousted with a nerf lance

 

is pen pals with 22 state inmates

 

Has conjugal visits with my 22 penpals

 

Is housing Elvis and Hitlers 3rd cousin in his attic.

 

Secretly is a Yooper but won't admit it.

 

collects the hair from saloon's

 

is a smartie racist.....he wont eat the brown ones

 

trying to make his average 100 posts a day. up to 64 now. good job

 

has a pet tyrannosaurus

 

used to drive thru town wavin at all the purty girlies just to see which ones would wave back.....none would wave back....:-(

 

He likes to collect dead animals off the side of the road and have them stuffed

 

no matter what the weather, countrygal always wears her flipflops on her jaunts to the outhouse.....

 

likes to sled down his hill in his birthday suit....

 

when she was a teenie booper, well, a year or so ago, she used to call up boys and flirt with em....

 

Has a strange obsession with watching videos about cooking omelets on youtube.

 

Has successfully cross bred a pteryadactyl and a velociraptor

 

is seriously considering becoming a monk....

 

Only smokes seeds and stems.

 

doesn't like to party hardy anymore....