Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

uses a rusty water bucket for his late nite urine collector....

 

Never missed a 1910 Fruitgum Company concert.

 

makes candles scented like cat pee and sells em at the flea market...

 

Is really a member of the FBI and former boyfriend of J. Edgar Hoover

 

Has a killer mullett

 

goes through so many cigarettes a day that he farts smoke rings

 

Thinks the Jerry Springer show is a documentary.

 

still has his marble collection from the sixties....

 

Feels that watching "the View" completes him.

 

is a camera man on the view

 

Once snorted an entire jar of Folgers' Crystals.

 

has his very own mop, with his intials carved in the handle......

 

Wears his mop on his head, because he's bald

 

brushes each tooth individually exactly 7 times horizontal and 6 vertical

 

Keeps everything in his house nailed down

 

snacks on pig ears

 

suck his thumb when he watches tv

 

eats pickled pigs feet....

 

beats his mailman

 

once ate fourteen hotdogs with slaw and hot sauce to win first place....puked it all back up tho.....