Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

You are currently constructing a very tiny coffin in your basement for the leprechaun you ran over with your car last night.

 

The dingo ate ur baby

 

You led an expedition into Oprah's vagina to pan for gold, and out of the 20 other members and 30 pack mules you were the only survivor of the ill fated expedition.

 

You make your life more difficult for fun and profit. You enjoy fighting, violence and profanity. You made your username out of irony.

 

has worn the same dirty pair of underwear since October 12, 2007

 

you put a cauliflower between your ass checks

and bent over in front of the mirror.

 

You unwrap all the Christmas presents, return the contents to the store, re-wrap empty boxes, and place them back under the tree.

 

You have sex with dead children.

 

The DEA raided your rectum and seized 45 tons of cocaine.

 

you braid your armpit hair into jumpropes for underprivileged children

 

trades 5 year olds two nickles for their single quarters and tells them 2 is worth more then 1 and they believe him!!

 

You were fined by the EPA for accidentally poisoning a family of smurfs that lived on your property.

 

You were found stealing the fillings of the corpses from the morgue you worked at and selling them to buy pop-rocks

 

You won a Pulitzer prize for the book you wrote entitled; 1001 ways to masterbate with sandpaper.

 

You're the one who always uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace the roll!

 

You're the one who got Charlie Sheen hooked on tigerblood.

 

OUCH, That Sounds A Bit Rough...



Cheers Glen.

 

You are very depressed because the sandpaper masterbation book is not available in Australia....

 

You're the real inspiration for Seinfeld's Soup Nazi.

 

You are the inspiration for Stalin's purging of the Soviet Union.