Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

As a naturist, I am seldom confused about the gender of kindred spirits once I arrive at our summer retreat. But being nude makes it a little more difficult to guess nationality.

By contrast, Beachball can distinguish the voice of someone from Dover vs. someone from Hastings or whether someone lives north or south of Hyde Park simply by accent and vocabulary.

And if Beachball sees a footprint on the beach, she knows if the person who created it was male, female or neither.

 

Is actually an Army of darkness deserter from World of Warcraft.

 

Skydives without a parachute.

 

Parachutes without a skydive

 

When she's at the beach she likes to fondle other people's balls...

 

was the first lady to land on the moon

 

Nearly mis-typed that as "Was the landgirl who mooned at the First Lady"

 

^^dyslexic

 

^ can't spell lysdexic

 

holds the world land speed record for going round the M25

 

is dressed up for battle

 

Trained her pet monkey to play the saxaphone.

 

Works for a claims farming company ... and has an impressive collection of manhole covers

(go figure ... )

 

collects hubcaps

 

Spends all winter standing ankle-deep in a pile of manure, in the hope that she might grow a bit

 

Believes she's a cartoon character who's in danger of being erased at any moment.

 

Is eating my ass

 

Has all sorts of delicious recipes for ass, donkey, mule, you name it ...

 

Lost those sandals

 

Was walking right behind me when that pic was taken, and got just as wet