Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Thinks Sheffield Wednesday is a bank holiday

 

Thinks Guy Fawkes is cutlery for men!

 

Thinks if you plant aniseed, you'll get a whole crop of little girls all called Annie

 

Is covered in moles lol

 

has zero tattoos!!

 

sets fire to chickens and pings them from a catapult at passing nuns.

 

Asks any female hitch hikers he picks up to donate their knicker elastic, so he can sell it to rollinstoned to make his catapault.

One of them even agreed.

But that was twenty seven years ago ... :mickey:

 

collects all different types of dry seaweed

 

Has really long toenails

 

Won't leave the house without touching the doorknob 37 times

 

Likes to dance naked in thunderstorms...

 

When the weather is too cold for flashing,she runs up to men and describes herself.

 

talks to invisible passengers

 

Baths in tubs of gravy lol

 

Always wanted to be Doris Day,but realised just in time Doris was a bit extreme.

 

Lol! Dances in in a bear suit while cleaning.

 

Counts to a million every morning before breakfast, just to make sure the numbers are all there still

 

Knows Doctor Who's real name...

 

came 3rd in a MrLunatic lookalike contest.

 

got busted by the streetwise brigade