Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

took the cookie from the cookie jar

 

lives in a cookie jar

 

doesn't like the sunshine

 

breakdances before breakfast

 

Still does the Frug and Watusi.

 

is a male offspring of a female caninus familiarus

 

spearheading a voting rights campaign for dogs and cats

 

Doesn't wash behind his ears.

 

has millions of bars of soap

 

Sits along side the street with a blow dryer and pretends to be a radar cop.

 

Has fantasies about Wilma Flintstone

 

Once went a whole week skipping instead of walking.

 

Wishes he was my skipping rope :mickey:

 

actually has balls

 

Thinks naming his cars is silly.

 

Got banned from Hipforums for PMing pictures of his bum to the mods

 

was invited to tea with the queen and offered a knighthood for cracking down on the "bum pic PMing" epidemic

 

Is a double agent on the queen's secret paparazzi staff.

 

is going to vote for Herman Cain

 

Is probably not cool.