Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

drives through green lights

 

Thinks the sidewalk is the fast lane.

 

Isn't really a hippie or retired..

 

Makes bootleg M&M's.

 

sings in his sleep

 

Once led police on a low speed chase on a Big Wheel.

 

allowed a suspect to get away on a big wheel

 

Fishes for hamsters.

 

sells hamster bait at the bass pro shop

 

Secretly wishes to live in Old England.

 

has a prettier skirt collection than me

 

Continually laps like a dog when she eats peanut butter.

 

uses roll-on deodorant !!

 

Is high as a Georgia Pine...

 

lol

^^^wears a sun dial on her wrist.,.

 

All the "absurd accusations" that Machinist made about other posters are actually true.

 

provided Machinist with all the information

 

Wear's bunny slippers to work..

 

thinks tomatoes are vegetables

 

Still traumatised from watching 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.'