Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

likes to sit and split her ends one by one, by hand...

 

brushes her hair with a hay fork

 

She likes to roam, but has no clue where she's going.

 

has no gypsy blood

 

Has all SORTS of blood-in orderly bottles,in her shed.

[and a lot of the local puppies are missing]

 

collects used bus tickets

 

lives in a treehouse

 

posts frequently on the games forum

 

Is from outer space.

 

steals my sex toys

 

uses bottle-tops and sandpaper as sex toys!

 

Likes to annoy old people at Bingo games by repeating the numbers previously called.

 

always losing keys

 

Thats not an absurd accusation with me.

Once held her breath until her friends got her a David Cassidy poster.

 

neither retired nor a hippie

 

Had his avatar revoked by apes.

 

Was arrested for going into grocery stores every night and ''squeezing'' the loafs of bread.

 

Has an illegal chimpanzee collection.

 

Is tone deaf.

 

Dreams of riding a Honey Badger into battle dressed like Boudicca