Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Once argued with a rose bush for three hours because he thought it looked at him funny.

 

Cheats at solitare

 

wears polka dot bikinis while dancing to macho man in walmart.

 

Has webbed toes.

 

Has six arms.

 

You met a talking moose who granted you three wishes.

 

runs around town in pink underwear.

 

drives like Mister Magoo

 

You have bread an army of mutant field mice that glow in the dark and have telepathic powers, and you intend to concur the world with them.

 

Hates animals.

 

is going to reduce signature size

 

Has a weird religious belief that the Earth isn't flat and is in orbit around the Sun.

 

Doesn't know what a signature is.

 

has plans to convert kermit to a three wheeler

 

is too lazy to edit

 

ate porky pig for dinner last night.

 

Collects wet farts in a plastic bag.

 

Puts bags of wet farts in bank night depositories.

 

Knits his own crockery.

 

Wears garters to hold up his socks.