Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Currently in jail for committing a lewd act in public. The warden was happy to see her again and they exchanged gifts for the holidays.

 

smuggles cigarettes into prison for Love Fest

 

Always has a jar of Vaseline and some crayons.

 

Is proud that she can snort lines in the shape of the letters of the alphabet up to "Q" on one snort.

 

Rides his bike on the sidewalk.

 

Is an internationally renowned chalk artist.

 

Can build a sandcastle out of... well, sand.

 

spends countless hours molding figures out of bubble gum ​

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The salesman chewing it said it was modeler's clay.

Uh, likes to have her mane pulled.

 

Burnt his thumb on the radiator.

 

Waited all year for the style network's "ultimate styles" top ten fashionistas list to come out.

 

Droves in reverse as much as he does forward because he says it's easier than rotating his tires.

 

has a 2nd penis

 

Is currently not online because he is Hiding in Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie's bushes outside their home.

 

Is actively stalking most of us.

 

I currently multitasking hipforums/CNN/and popping popcorn, wearing blue sweats, great sweater and pink fuzzy slippers.
SHe just scratched her rear then took a sip of something out of an off white cup.....

 

My feet are bare and my cup is clear glass. You're a bad stalker.

Walks around the bad parts of town for nostalgic reasons.

 

sure 20 minutes later youve changed.....

Pretends to shoot up junk to fit in around the ol homestead.

 

Is wearing a tiara and sipping a wine spritzer.

 

Still wears her bib overalls backwards, and every so often yells " JUMP JUMP" while jumping in place.