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steals halloween candy from kids

 

Paints horses with glitter nail polish

 

Is a strong advocator of animal right cause he thinks "dogs are people too"

 

has an "S" shaved into the back of his head.

 

takes a shower twice a week

 

Takes her coffee with two tsp sugar and two TBSP white school glue.

 

spends half the work day in the bathroom

 

Sewed a big red plastic ass to all of her pants in hopes of attracting a suitable mate.

 

Is trying to take over my imaginary world.

 

Has a big red "A" sewn to the lapel of all her clothes. Is currently dating a priest sworn to celebacy.

 

Has a big red ass.

 

Of course I do. I'm a baboon.

Can't stop making "eh" noises when he shits.

 

Can't stop making "top o the mornin' to ya" noises when he farts.

 

wishes he were superman, and has a superman outfit with a cape. and he puts it on everynight and looks at himself in the mirror.

 

Wants to be Oprah ​

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Used to be the governor of Hawaii

 

Owns the world's largest collection of broken thumb tacks.

 

Has a bong that used to belong to Ed Gein, made from a human skull and femur.

 

Uses the last sheet of TP and doesn't replace the roll.

 

hangs outside of high schools hitting on teenage boys