Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Raped my brothers ear. ewwwww!

 

Got a years supply of peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth.

 

not even a burrito

 

Only has one hand and it's always cold.

 

Slings Arrows ...At Dear Sweet warmhandedcanadian ...About Only Having "One Cold Hand"..........Whilst In Her Forum Sig...Asks Us.........GUESS WHERE MY OTHER HAND IS.....????????


Yours In The Pursiut Of Truth......(and that other hand).....



Glen.

 

makes accusations that are not all that absurd but do have the very essence of their victims personality within them

 

Is, er, NOT a funny SOB.

 

Once Turned Up At The "Walmart" Annual "Senior Board Of Directors "Meeting.......Claiming To Hold A Position In Senior Management........Got Thrown Out By Security...Naturally..............Appears To Have Been Confused By The Word "Senior".........Thought Because She Is Rapidly Approaching 70 ...She Was Quallified To Take Her Place On The Board.........




Yours..In A Cruel.. Heartless.. Corporate World....

Glen.

 

Was attacked by a croccodile 600 kilometers from the nearest hospital, but only 600 meters from the nearest pub, so decided to ride out his injury there.

 

Has a 2 foot beard to hide a third arm growing out of his chin.

 

Won a ZZ Top look alike contest, she came dressed as the car....

 

Sorry....I Was Under The Impression I Had Posted In "Absurd Accusations"..??

What You Have Posted As Absurd Crummy .....Is In Fact Printed In Capital Letters On The Front Page Of Every First Aid.. And Medical Training Manual In Australia....... STANDARD MEDICAL PROCEDURE ...In This Country.....

In Future.... When Posting Here ..Please At Least Make A Small Effort To "Touch On The Absurd".....


Yours In The Interest Of Medical Accuracy....

Glen.

 

admit it, you were really attacked by a Kangaroo.


Holds the record for most consecutive paddles using a paddle ball

 

Types 268 words per minute.

 

When dealing with the police, pricecheck always slurs her words and stumbles.
She is the designated decoy.

 

AlterEgo? Santa Claus

 

Likes peanut-butter and ketchup bagels.
mmmm...ketchup.

 

wears the same pair of socks for weeks

 

Has sworn to protect and defend her local Boy Scout troop

 

^^lol i actually dont change my socks that often...
is color blind, and mistakes black for pink.