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raises midget children for profit.

 

was found floating in a basket on the Mississippi when she was a newborn ​

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walks around doing all the stuff in that Alanius Morrisette song "One hand in my pocket". You know, "one hand in my pocket, and the other one is giving a hi five", etc.

 

Was raped by a gorilla at the zoo when he was 12 ​

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Is currently crossbreeding very weak strains of marijauna to create an ultra weak, yet pretty and stanky strain of marijauna to sell to people with no medical need of marijauna yet have prescriptions and frequent dispensaries. Did I mention she plans to charge an arm and a leg for said strain? Well she is.
Literally.

 

Takes pictures of everything. Cars going by, people on the street. Poop right before he flushes it.

 

Went to Brazil just to train surf in Rio.

 

doesn't eat after midnight for fear of turning into a gremlin.

 

Does not bathe for much the same reason.

 

Tends to wollow in his own crapulence

 

Will buy almost anything if he sees it enthusiastically advertised on the television at 3 am.

 

Has buried more prostitutes in the marshes than Jay Leno has made Michael Jackson jokes.

 

Is Jay Leno.

 

Is secretly behind the writers strike in Hollywood.
Is openly behind on her car payments.

 

Has a kitty named Schmoopykins.

 

Has a shrine to Jessica Alba in her laundry closet

 

Broke the active threads button.

 

buys anything chuck norris advertises on tv

 

Broke up the Village People when she was found out to be dating the Construction Worker!

 

When he was just 13, he designed a switching unit that revolutionized international long distance telephone service as a science project, and immediately had his shins broken by att&t thugs and was forced to sign over the rights to it or watch the very same thugs rape his dog to death.