Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Once drove to Mexico just for the hookers in Tijuana ​

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Is emotionally involved with Hoss from the original series of Bonanza!

 

has not seen a monty python movie! *gasp*

 

Smoked firecrackers when he was a child​

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Thinks Judge Judy has got it all going on.

 

Thinks Judge Joe Wapner is a stud ​

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Wants to date Danny DeVito!

 

Is the lovechild of Karl Malden ​

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Likes Beer, Wine and Softdrink in the same glass.

 

Leg was gnawed off by a ravenous koala ​

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^^despite the name, is actualy flaccid :shower:

 

sorry stonedmokiwana...that was for Rock Hard

 

Thats okay Dolly, I guess the dagger is out?

Is intrigued by the way that cockroaches mate!

 

Gets off on Martha Stewart pictures ​

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Loves the way Bea Arthur models lingerie.

 

Secretly wants to be Bea Arthur ​

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Is Bea Arhtur in drag!

 

Has a tattoo that says "Mommy's Boy" =P ​

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Enjoys the feeling of a horse between her thighs!

 

hahaha ^
I sense a little innuendo with that one =D

Likes to play hopscotch with the neighborhood children. ​

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