Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Still likes to watch Blues Clues​

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Present time! Present time! Open a present and see what's inside!!

knitted a sweater from shed dog hair.

 

ate said dog

 

while wearing the sweater...

 

Spends most of his free time watching Oprah ​

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Is turned on by fat men belly dancing

 

is going comando. right now.

 

Has been taking belly dancing lessons since learning of this

 

Goes commando every day ​

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Can't sleep around here...

Is the only hippie who wears panties

 

has 3 nipples on their back.

 

Has nipples all over his body ​

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Sleeps in a trenchcoat and steel toecapped shoes

 

^haha

Owns a whole closet full of trenchcoats and toecapped shoes. ​

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Wants to live between Little Rock "hard" and Buffalo River.

 

is having a bowel movement

 

Believes in the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and Steve Erkel

 

has seen someone spontaniously asplode.

 

Believes in few things... ​

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Thinks the answer to every problem in human history can be solved with the book : Ace the very important pig by Dick King-Smith