Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has a tatoo that reads "Get it Here" just below her naval!

 

still uses pay phones as a sexual aid.

 

Anything fits with enough vasoline.

Has a nose shaped like a shrew's.

 

Rides a bicycle without a seat

 

Is mostly made of duct tape and silly putty.

 

Has a fetish for duct tape and silly putty.

 

collects twist ties ​

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Has the words to theme song from Grizzly Adams as her screen saver!

 

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goes around with a handful of flour asking to borrow a cup.

 

has a hidden stash of Prince Albert in a tin........

 

Likes to eat roadkill ​

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throws horse patties at her neighbors......

 

^^ hehe I would if I had neighbors

Spends ridiculous amounts of money to satisfy his hunger for caviar​

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Tickles her ass with a feather.

 

Has his friends tar and feather him for fun ​

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Has her horse walk on her back to loosen the knots.

 

^^ *ouch* :lol:

Pushes people who are in wheelchairs in front of speeding traffic​

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Has an unhealthy appetite for pickled underpants

 

Once lived as an Amish man in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania ​

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