Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Throws like a girl.

 

is the author of the "slip'n'slide workout for pregnant mothers"

 

Wears a hat with a propellar on the top.

 

stuffs a clown wig into his underpants before big dates.

 

Kicked out of the drug store for drinking shampoo without paying first.

 

carries no cash, but has a satchel of flax at all times


all hail discordia

 

Volunteers at the sausage factory.

 

Has a tatoo of an ass on her ass

 

Sends cans of tuna to random people's homes with an attatched card that readfs only
"Now, its your turn"

 

Walked into a public transit station and demanded safe passage to a neutral country.

 

Is the reason the Toys For Kids foundation changed their request to "Please donate an APPROPRIATE unwrapped toy".

 

does not know where her other hand is

 

Is insulted by the way people clean their teeth.

 

is insulted by people with clean teeth

 

Underestimates the importance of anal hygene.

 

took the bible literally enough to remove his eyes and arms when he sinned with them

 

Has a fear of flying carpets.

 

Cried for hours after the series finale of Will and Grace.

 

Visits nursing homes and intimidates the residents until they cry.

 

Thinks Fish and Chips is a spinoff from the TV series that starred Erik Estrada.