Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Turns into a werewolf nightly ​

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Never met a midget she didn't like

 

As A Boy Scout Was Always First To Help A Little Old Lady Across The Street................Just So He Could Rummage Through Her Purse With The Other Hand !!!!!!


(what an evil child he was)

Cheers Glen.

 

secretly dresses up in womens clothing

 

Thinks "unorthadox" is a type of religion

 

Known as "Stumpbreaker" when he was a child. ​

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Carries a sign with APPLAUSE on one side and LAUGHTER on the other. Uses it regularly.

 

Has hypnotic swirls on the front of her shirt.

 

His "Mr Wiggly" Doesn't Really Wiggle At All..............It's Way Too Short For That Kind Of Action !!!



Cheers Glen.

 

only wipes with silk

 

recently discovered day trading as a hobby.

 

Thinks he can crush people's heads using his thumb and forefinger from across the room.

 

Is turned on by dangling participles.

 

Places random items in others' shopping carts at the supermarket.

 

Pushes shopping carts into peoples cars at the supermarket.​

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has rear view mirrors and turn signals on her saddle.

 

LOL crummyrummy :lol:

Collects different types of feces. ​

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Only collects one type of feces but has a large amount of it at any given time, usually mixed with saw dust.

 

Likes to stare at elderly men who are bent over.​

 

Likes to dance like a sprinkler.