Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Needs reminded of how sexy those lips are!

 

Has a very strong lip fetish

 

Is somewhat emfatuated by libertine....

 

Loves to watch winnie the pooh in his jammies

 

Wants to secretly venture south.

 

Forgets I'm 'in' the south? Wants to send me a pet koala!!

 

Wants to venture down under south! wants me to pat her Koala bare....

 

Served as the Pope's personal choir boy.

 

Is a delicious drink

 

cuts out faces from people magazine and pastes em over the presidents heads on all
her ones fives and tens.

 

Wants a girlfriend that doesn't end in JPG or MPEG!

 

Can't get enough mushroom gravy.

 

cant find the toilet

 

Tours the local department stores on Sunday mornings just to fart in the perfume departments while his family is in church.

 

During a recent religeous pilgrimage to Gary, Indiana, attempted to break the local record for most frog jerkey consumed in a 24 hour period.

 

filled the toothpaste container with rotten milk and old scabs

 

wonders if anyone is watching when he drinks milk directly from the milk jug....

 

It’s better to have a poster than none at all...woops!

 

Is completely sane, and has the papers to prove it.

 

Is completely INsane and has the 'jacket' to prove it