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dances around the house wearing spandex and leg warmers.

 

Despite having a leg blown off in a freak pie eating contest accident, has managed to climb Mt. Everest twice and the Mattterhorn at Disneyland three times.

 

Recently while on vacation crummyrummy crapped his pants after franticly rushing into a colonics clinic and announcing "I got to go, I got to go!" and being told we cant help you. Two hours later he did the same thing at a Catholic Church.

 

Has a nervous tic in his buttock that functions as a turn signal.

 

This person is made of lead, no wait, he is a duck; or was it a very small rock. Oh drat, his father was a hamster.

 

carved his pumpkins this year using his penis and a loose tooth.

 

Every day at 6:54 this person clips his toenails and passes them out to children.

 

Carved a key from a bar of soap and escaped from prison. Is now a fugitive from justice.

 

In secret, FlyingBurritoBro makes little people out of clay and pretends they are characters from a soap opera. He gets furious when people walk in the room and see him doing this.

 

Invented the internet while working for Al Gore.

 

Is voiced by the late Mel Blanc and comes with a laugh track.

 

PriceCheck is actually J.F.K.
The man who was shot was a clone that was in on the conspiracy, and no bullet was shot, but he had a blood-spray packet on the back of his head that would go off when the shooter (who, by the way, was Brother-In-Law, not L.H. Oswald) pulled the trigger.

 

Was on his way home from school when the aliens abducted him. Rather liked the rectal probe.

 

put the ram in "ramalamadingdong"

 

Fantasizes about baby oil and Mr. Burns' head while yodeling and bidding on satin granny pants on ebay.

 

Lost an eye while running with scissors.

 

Lost his dick while getting a blowjob.

 

has never had the satisfaction of a proper orgasm.

 

your mom wears combat boots

 

can only become aroused on the observation deck of the Sears Tower.