Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

i think topnotch isn't really a stoner, he actually goes to church on a regular basis and prays for the sinners all around him, he uses the facade of a stoner in order to brainwash people into believing the catholic religion

 

is actually a 53 year old man named Jeffrey
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come now man, whats absurd about that?
sam is addicted to crack cocaine and popsicles...he sits around in his bean bag chair all day eating popsicles and smoking crack cocaine

 

Makes piss popsicles and tries to pass them off as "lemon"...

 

Eats them.

 

Masturbates while I eat them.

 

booked a small table to do this
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lolololol!!!! :lol:



Sam is very rude and hates television!

 

Named her toenails and talks lovingly to them every night.

 

Has a shrine in his closet to Jerry Hall...

 

has eleven trailer hitches, all chrome free

 

Has been on Maury 11 times and they STILL haven't found the father...

 

glows in the dark and builds model airplanes

 

Works as a door-to-door Viagra salesman

 

Stands on his hands and does Captain Kirk impressions

 

Secretly wishes she was hippy smurf.

 

Fakes orgasms during masturbation.

 

Has 67 secret identities in 47 countries, and has no passport.

 

Uses a rotary phone because he is convinced satan writes cell phone contracts

 

Runs a circumcision kiosk at a mall.