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Was the body double for both Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, AND Demi Moore in Striptease.

 

Sells Motor Trend magazine door to door to the Amish.

 

Spends every Sunday at the library looking at pictures of naked tribe women in National Geographic and giggling.

 

:witch2: Stole a truck full of baby chickens to dip in chocolate hand out to trick-or-treaters…:witch2:
:bat:

 

Is the living Bart Simpson

 

Awe, come on now. I do that at least once a week.



Sitareric
won first place in the local camel-toe contest.

 

Has the record for flag-pole sitting in White Plains, NY

 

Raped me.

 

Only cuz she showed me her boobs and I couldn't help myself. :drool:

 

kills cartoon characters in the basment of hot topic stores.

 

wraps her poodle's poop in fancy celophane and hands it out to trick'or'treaters.

 

actually that'd be pretty cool... only the annoying kids though.

 

Doubling as Britney at an upscale escort service for K-fed look-a-likes.

 

Has choked on prettily wrapped poodle poop.

 

currently wasting government funding searching for 'the pineapple under the sea'

 

Wears Dogs Feces as a beard

 

Sits on hands to keep from masturbating constantly.

 

Will buy something he doesn't want or doesn't need, if it is on sale.

 

secretly wants to dance the Macarena with a shopping mall Santa.

 

Is comletely clueless about herself