Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Goes by the saying "There's room for all God's critters... right beside the mashed potatoes."

 

Has a tattoo on his penis that says "DE"... It should have said "DEBORAH" but the tattooist ran out of space.

True. I have eaten, grasshoppers, silkworms, live baby prawns, red ant larvae, lizard, goanna, horse and dog amongst others.

 

Dog is good, dont care for horse.....

wouldnt let go of his penis after they finished the tattoo

 

only eats pussy if it's smeared with peanut butter.

Yeah, I'd rather ride a horse than eat one. Riding a dog is no fun though.

 

Like I tell my kids when they won't eat their dinner. "Your ass gets hungry enough you'll eat anything!"

Poster above me once starred in a midget porn film

 

once applied for a job as a midget porn actor cos he thought 'midget' related to the size of the cock required.

 

prefers stank over dank

 

Although he can type normally, in person crummy can only say his own name, like a pokemon.

 

swears she is Elvis Presley's lovechild.

 

Thinks PriceCheck is a femme. (men have nipples too...)

 

Seems to have made a firm (incorrect) assumption that I'm a dude, and can't see what he's typing because every time he sends an email he puts a postage stamp on the monitor.

 

I have made no such assumption, and stand by my statement.

Has a sign by her driveway that says "Hi Honky"

 

always tweaks his left nipple just before taking a crap.

 

Peeks at FBB whilst he's shatting

 

never has sex.

 

I told everyone my wife is saving it for her next husband. It says absurd accusation, not factual statement.

KC impersonates "donkey" from shrek.

 

Once won a state wide contest for the looking for the "Fastest Nosepicker in Nebraska"

 

Is ready for Jihad

 

Is Osama's lover..

 

OldFart once hid in a giant japanese koi for three years so he wouldn't have to take out the garbage. By the way how is Lenny?