Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

^^Sent an email to to the UN with the subject: Solution to world hunger! But it just said to feed half of the starving people to the other half of the starving people.

 

Got kicked out of the nudist camp washing his penis too fast.

 

became a catholic priest in the belief that it was a surefire way to finally losing his viginity

 

My favorite alter boy

 

is a comfortable fit.

 

Cuts out pictures from magazines that rhyme with "spaz" and "cola"

 

^ Sells sea shells down by the seashore ^

 

Had sex with my grandmother, but she won't admit it.

 

always eats a burrito before giving oral pleasure.

 

puts snot n pricechecks burritos, for shitz n giggles

 

dresses like Dee Snyder

 

Baths with young asian men

 

Bathes young Asian men

 

bathed by young asian men

 

has never had a bath without first cumming in the tub...it's good for your skin, isn't it?

 

so I hear, but it goesn't mix well with water. Of that, I have personal experience.

Has an old, air-cooled Beetle but doesn't set his own valves.

 

likes 2 smell other people's butts after farting

 

has a room playing really bad seedy 70's soundtracks full of Barbies and Action men in porno poses that he always brings his first-dates to.

Fuck, I wish.

 

the things some of you think of!


once traded his 6m dollar man action figure for a framed picture of bullwinkle and rocky, the flying squirrel.

 

Always dresses in full biker leathers and croc-skin boots to attend the annual "Eat a vegetarian" festival.