Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

ewww!

wants it stuck "n-er-rear"...

 

Impersonates Arnold from 'different strokes' while wearing stockings and suspenders in front of the mirror. 'What you talkin' about Willis?'

 

beats on bongos with his scrotum

 

always wears a balaclava when visiting the local orphanage.

 

licks ppls eyeballs

 

eats pigs' balls

 

"all the chicken. all the pig's feet. All the hog malls..." lol

keeps imagining himself as Smokey from Friday.

 

day-dreams of deep fried turds

 

inventor of cinnemon baby wipes

 

follows manufacturer's recommended maintainence schedule on his AMC Hornet.

 

works as an agony aunt in a gay monthly magazine

 

gay monthly magazine....... to easy=)

Is wanted by the FBI in a kiddy porn ring and is hiding out in Thailand.

 

Back in 1986, planted what he thought was 7 seeds of an indica strain, and actually killed 16 people to protect his location, only to find out they were really just tootsie rolls.

 

holds the world record for the longest spliff ever rolled from pages of a Gideons Bible.

 

redyelruc is really Gary Glitter, only come back in drag.

 

Only has sex during episodes of Gilligans Island that do not mention the Professor or MaryAnn in the credits.

 

As I've stated before, my wife is saving it for her next husband.

Crummy can't look at the mirror without reminding himself of The Hobbit

 

Is Gary Glitter for Halloween every year

 

Owes me $8.62 and has spent nearly 3 grand to avoid paying it back.

 

has a fish that looks just like Lisa Simpson