Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Runs a terrorist training camp in her attic.

 

keeps little boys in his garage

 

She's actually from Ukraine and hates canadians with a passion.

 

Is not a stoner at all even the slights sip of wine gets em tipsy.

 

reincarnation of mudpuddleX

 

Performed a hysterectomy on her husband

 

Claims to have invented the George Foreman Grill...

 

Claims to have screwed George Foreman before the Hollyfeild fight.

 

holds the world record for soapy titwanking 75, 75 year olds in just under 75 seconds
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Has a fetish for the number 75, for whatever reason. Whatever floats your boat, buddy. lol

 

Receives Christmas and Birthday cards for the heads of three South American drug cartels.

 

mails anthrax to catholic orphanages in Brazil

 

Writes hate mail to his congressman using crayon.

 

That doesn't smell like feet, dude. Have you been eating beans again?

 

has never smoked anything in his life and is enforcing a world wide ban
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He speaks the truth.

 

Believes that there are small children who are always after his lucky charms...

 

plays with paper flowers in her attic
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is straight and american

 

borrows cups of sugar she doesnt need