Make a wish game..

*poof* she got fired.


I wish my sister the best of luck in college this year

 

granted but she becomes rich and famous and forgets all around her.


i wish i could meet all my favourite bands

 

granted, but they only want you around for sex and doing their laundry.



I wish wiggy would quit refering to me as her.

 

granted but u think u r achally a woman


i wish crummy had a sex change so i can refer to HIM as her

 

granted, but by some freak accident, it didnt take and the penis grew back.



I wish Wiggy was a professional wrestler

 

granted but i pulled ur newly grown penis off and it DIDNT grow back.


i wish my stomach would get better

 

granted, but now you have athletes foot.



I wish I knew where my ship is going to port this deployment

 

granted but it is coming over to portsmouth england where all the fun is but u have to stay on it.


i wish i could see into the future

 

I was supposed to stop in Portsmouth last time...but it got cancelled.

You can but you have a 3 second limit to your memory now



I wish I had better wishes

 

granted but everytime u wish a puppie dies


i wish i had some rummy lotte chocolate

 

granted, but you have to share with me.



I wish I had a green courderouy jacket

 

granted but it is made out of umpa lumpa skin

why were u gonna stop in portsmouth then?

i wish my brother would get out the bathroom so could pee

 

we was just gonna pull in for 5 days, then go to norway for 5 days them come back to Norfolk Virginia...right near Portsmouth Virginia...here in America

Granted, but he has removed the toilet seat and plugged it up.



I wish I had all my old star wars figures

 

granted but they are all alive and plan to kill you.

i ment portsmouth england - there a huge navy base here (im guessing ur a skate by the way u were talking)

i wish i had all my friends in the same room right now

 

I knew where you meant, that was the one we were supposed to pull into..whats a skate?

Granted, but its a torture chamber in prtugol, and while nobody is getting tortured, the door is locked and nobody knows where the key is.


I wish Tommy hadnt been hit by that car

 

granted he is alive and well but has 3 heads

a skate is a salior its from years ago where saliors used to go to the med and shag skates which is a type of fish or sumthing, i dunno

i wish i could get drunk

 

granted, but you can only drink whiskey made from fish innards.




I wish I had a sexy belly

 

Granted, but you have a chronic bellyache.


I wish I could find my soulmate.

 

granted, but when you kis him/her, they turn into a frog.



I wish I hadnt bought so much crap today

 

You can return all your "crap". You go right out and buy "stuff" instead.


I wish I was funny.