Make a wish game..

granted, but only in your own bedroom





I wish I had a special someone to lie next too at night.

 

Granted. You get Corky from Life Goes On.


I wish for a pony.

 

granted, but it's 800 pounds, has a game leg, and no tail.

i wish i was back in school

 

yer back... and they've just reinstated corporal punishment and uniforms are manditory. Brown skirts and ass whippings all around!

I wish I didn't have to wear a bag...

 

Granted. Now you'll wear three.


I wish I lived in a mushroom.

 

Granted, but you now cannot get out, and eating your way out is futile, as it is lethal.

I wish I didn't have to swallow a cork every nine minutes to keep from fainting

 

granted, now its every 4 seconds




I wish I didnt have watch tonight.

 

Granted. Tonight you're off. But it's all you for the rest of the millenium.

I wish I had telekineses (sp?) so I could pack the bong from the across the room.

 

you can, but now as a drawback the bong is magis and will always stay accross the room from you.



I wish I hadnt dropped my lasagna in the stairwell.

 

granted, instead of dropping it in the stairwell, you dropped it in a bottomless pit (i know it's lame, but it's 1:30 am)

I wish I wasn't such an insomniac

 

granted, now you are narcoleptic




I wish cheese grew on trees

 

granted, but the cheese is so moldy that the smell is just unbearable

i wish that i had a penguin

 

Granted. You can have Jack But he's an alcoholic and a real bastard in the mornings.

I wish I could fly.

 

yay, he and Doug, the monster under my bed, could be good mates

Granted, but whenever you fly, a kitten dies.. please don't kill the kittens

I wish i had better memory, i can't even remember what i did this morning

 

poof, you remember everything for exactly 2 days now.



I wish I had a trained helper monkey.

 

OK trained helper monkey for you. He is so good, however, that everyone likes him better than you. You're fired from your job they hire the monkey, your lover leaves you for the monkey, your kid(s) call the monkey "dad" and take him to brunch on father's day...

I wish that someone would reshingle my roof for me, for free of course.

 

granted, but it is my old monkey that does the shingling, and very soon after, you lose your home tho the throngs of mankey fans coming to venerate amongst one of his finest works.



I wish I didnt have to get out bed today

 

You don't. Or, you can't. Your legs have walked off in the middle of the night.

 

u didnt make a wish



i wish my leg was better

 

Poof! Your leg is healed. But you've grown a butt in the back of your head.

I wish I was as big as Godzilla.