Make a wish game..

Lobotomises you but I can't seperate reality from fantasy anymore so, laughing hysterically I start cutting your brain in the shape of one of those paper chains of men joined by hands and feet. The resulting lobotomy leaves much to be desired, but at least your brains look funny.

I wish owned a large crate full of Jesuses.

 

granted, but they take 17 c-cell batteries each and you are fresh out.




I wish I hadnt eaten that bag of cheetos

 

Granted!!! But now you have created a time loop where it's always one hour ago.

I wish there was a magic button that would, well, you know.

 

granted, but it is located at the back of a goats throat high in the himalayas




I wish I could cure hurt.

 

Granted. But you are captured by the CIA and experimented on to find the source of your healing powers.

I wish I didn't suck at life

 

granted, you now suck at killing.



I wish I was crafty-er

 

Granted, but by virtue of being crafty, your coolness factor has dropped signifigantly. Except in the group who likes to glue macaroni to construction paper, and do they really count?

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Jimi Hendrix

 

Granted, but as good as he did last year, which wasnt a good year for him...




I wish I was able to encite mass migrations of hippos

 

Granted, but you get stoned and accidentally tell them to invade your house, then fall down in a stupor, hit you head and lose all memory of how to make them leave.

 

Wish nothing, get nothing!

I wish I'd spend all the time I waste in this forum doing something useful!

 

Wish grant,, your computer will blow up and you will suddenly gain energy and do something useful.


I wish it would rain today..

 

Granted. Now your rheumatism is kicking up.

I wish my dog would come home. He's been gone for 2 weeks...

 

Granted, but he only came home to do his laundry, empty the fridge and use your long distance, then took off with his friends...



I wish the CD player in my new car played MP3s

 

granted, but only one song. ever.

i wish the chairs at work were more comfortable

 

granted they are more comfortable but the only reason are that is your arse has grown 3 times as big as it was a few days ago.



i wish . . . . . . . that im happy forever

 

granted, you are comatose dreaming that you are frolicking in the waves on some mild climated small island



I wish more people posted in this here pure bull forum.

 

Granted!!! But it's going to take a while.

I wish everyone was telepathic.

 

granted, but they can't turn it off, an the psychic noise makes everyone insane

i wish i was a cat

 

Granted. But you've been declawed and spayed and are owned by some fat little girl named Larry.


I wish they never took Perfect Strangers off the air.

 

They didn't. Stuck in syndication so you watch the same season's episodes over and over...

I wish I could get away with anything!