your wish is grant you will be sacked tomorrow and no-one will ever want to employ you again.. I wish l had a hair cut now...
granted, but you wont like it or any future do's in fack the barber will scar your head so bad that even being bald will cause you ridicule and scorn from those that once loved you. I wish I had a shiny penny
granted. you have a shiney new penny. You carry it between your ass-checks. I'd really like a new tattoo
granted, you dont enjoy nice cold beverages anymore I wish people I know didnt have to deal with creepy situations
granted, you are self-employed from your home and loving it! Prostitution is definately the life for you! I wish I had the new Willie Nelson album...
well the wish fairy was on drugs, and you ended up with King Kong. Can I call you Fae? I wish I could see my daughter more often.
Granted, but a horde of infernal demons will impale you once you get within 5 yards of them. I wish I could never be bored anymore.
Granted. The lobotomy rendered you incapable of seperating thoughts and fantasy from reality, and you spend your days completely amused by your imagination. Doesn't sound so bad, huh? I wish I had a lobotomy...