Make a Sentence, Part II

Candys Are Not Done In Denver

SNOWMAN

 

UPFRONT + SNOWMAN


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JOKING

 

Jealous ogres kidnapped Irving's naked girlfriend.

LAUGH

 

Lustfully awaiting unusually good head.

C H U C K L E

 

^ tee hee

Carol helped Ursula's cousin kill Laura's ex-boyfriend.

UPGRADE

 

Usually people generalize republicans and democrats equally.

D O W N L O A D

 

Darren's obese wife needs lots of Atkins diets.

REDROSE

 

Ruby Eats Danish Rolls On Sunday Evening

THEMESONG

 

Today Hilary's egg mcmuffin exploded, soaking our niece's girdle.

MUSICAL

 

Jolly Aunt Zelda zealously electrocuted Dad.

JUICED

 

Steal Queen Ursula's enzyme enriched zucchini!, encouraged Dorothy.

MUSTARD

 

Stop embalming Aunt Sally!, ordered Nana.

WINTER

 

Washington insists numbers totaled ended recession.

S P R I N G

 

Sarah upchucked my moldy egg roll.

AUTUMN

 

Were Edna and Tess helping Edgar regurgitate?

COLDSNAP

 

Can our love survive? Nowadays anything's possible

H E A T W A V E

 

Cold oatmeal looked disgusting so Priscilla's eating leftover lettuce.

SNOWMAN

 

Sex Now Owns Willie's Mind All Night

ICECYCLE

 

Hi pillshappy!

"I'm cooking elf carcasses!", yelled Cousin Leo's ex-wife.

ESKIMO

 

I called Edith's coworker a prick!

TROPICS