Mailbox/yard vandalization. Need idea.

Find out t\what blue boxing is. Go to his house and call the cops. Pretend to be him and say someone broke in and is holding his wike and kids hostage and part way into the call hank up suddenly.

Then a nearby payphone and tell the cops that you saw some armed people breaking in with riffles.

Then wait for the show.

 

Just shit in a flaming bag, the oldest trick in the book for a reason.

 

The trick is he stamps on the flaming bag to put it out and in return gets his foot covered in shit

 

But it's pretty known, if i saw a flaming bag on my doorstep, i'd laugh then pour water on it

 

THAT sounds like a HORRIBLE idea. It's illegal to falsely call in 911 calls.

 

^^^^ especially since they will track the callers call

 

The best way to kill grass without using chemicals and such is to use a white vinegar and salt solution. Buy a couple gallon jugs and just add salt. It will kill the grass and it will take a long time to grow back. Feel free to write out anything you would like to say. Personally, I would go with "Fuck You Too!" Messing with a mail box is a federal offence and while you are burning this dudes lawn you did not use anything "harmful" so if you did get busted you might get away with it. Good Luck.

 

If you were a girl I would say put some bloody pads or tampons in his mailbox

 

eww.He still can

 

go to some nasty ghetto house and collect roaches put them in a glass jar, toss glass jar at house.. best through a window..

 

shit in a pillowcase and beat him Full Metal Jacket style

 

this is what you wanna do man...1. super glue that ass holes mailbox shut. nail glue will work more permanently. you might want to put something gross inside in the off chance he gets it open 2. If he has sprinklers you can clog them with nail glue too, causing some problems. 3. if he has a pool add some blue toilet tabs to it, lots of them 4.finger paint his car with ketchup and chocolate pudding. once it dries it'll never come off (trust me). 5.take everything not bolted down up to the roof, again nail glue. make sure it is well fixed. If you have lots of time on your hand dissemble the car and decorate the yard with the parts. you need friends to help out dude. 6. nail glue around the windows and doors (pay back always includes lots and lots of nail glue) oh yeah wear gloves......don't mess with the trees and plants though, have fun wish i could help!

 

o know that this might annoy some people and is kinda spam in this thread but...hippiethrill pls. write me a pm or join me in the chatroom...i gotta talk to u! its important!!!

 

sorry guys...i had nothing to do with that but wanted to apologize for the thread interruption.....and if any of you were curious, no it really wasn't that important

 

eveything you said would be good but only if it's his house and not his parents, don't get his parent's shit involved if they didnt do anything. did you end up doing anything?