Made a dildo, but now I need help :/

So I made a dildo, cause I'm to poor to buy one and if my parents found out I bought one would get in trouble, so I got a small shampoo bottle and battery rapped tape around it till it looked like a dick, stuck a handle in there, and just as I was about to cover it in elmers glue (so when it dries it had a smooth feel) I realized that putting dryed glue up their May not be a great idea, but I spent so much time on that tape model ! I'm thinking I could still cover it in glue but I need something like a condom, I can't get condoms... So would plastic wrap be ok? Any other suggestions?

 

elmers glue is water soluble...could get messy

my advice....do not put any home made contraptions into your cha cha

you'd be better off using a carrot or cucumber

organic ones

 

I don't know the ins and outs of homemade dildos, but I agree with Rollingalong. Get a vegetable.

 

build a turd house..

 

Sigh...TO THE FRIDGE!!!

 

DO NOT use anything homemade. You don't want any part breaking off and getting stuck inside of you, or affecting your delicate parts.

You don't necessarily need anything in there (vagina). Use your fingers to stimulate your clitoris. It's above your urethra (the thing you pee out of). If you need something inside of you, you can use your other hand.

Sorry you can't buy one. Use what you have

 

Adam and Eve has cheap sex toys. I don't see why a parent would get mad at you for doing something that is natural. Maybe if you spent 300 dollars on some deluxe toy. But other than that, who cares?

But I agree with LM2014, use your fingers.

 

A former girlfriend had similarly strict parents as the OP's, and told me she got by stealing/using her younger sibling's playdough that she put into a condom, an electric toothbrush, and duct and electrical tape.

She got condoms from free clinics, and her trusted friends who could get them.

I'm not surprised she went on to become an engineering major either.