Madame Blavatsky or Alice Bailey?

what should i name my new cat?

 

Katherine Von Bora sounds better.

 

helena petrovna has a nice ring to it...

(oh and why in the "christianity" sub-forum, mmmm?)

 

cat-holicism? (To give you an excuse for posting here)

 

not a good idea, i have another cat named Leo X

 

LOL!

well.. if you can change Leo to a Luther then Im sure those two kitties will get along famously

 

ok, but what about the Rottweiler named Maximilian I?

 

Madame Blavatsky is my vote

 

How about naming her after the Dean of Science at the ancient library of Alexandria, Hypatia? If you have not totally committed to Mme B.

 

yeah, & then if she pisses you off you can have your loyal, fervent followers flay her skin from her flesh with abalone shells...

 

You know what would be funny ..

.. Naming her Hypatia and then having no problem whatsoever completely accepting her 'Death by Clamshells' from just one or two historical sources.
In fact you could write a book about your Cat being murdered by 'Christians' and call it 'Cat Cosmos'.

Then have another Cat named Paul.. and despite centuries of documentation and investigation - you wont 'accept' Paul really exists the way he is said to have.

But ohhh yes.. one controversial account from one or two sources and THAT IS FACT which will be used against that alleged 'Paul' cat, without question.

That would be hilarious

 

and then burn down the library cuz it is filled with information you refuse to look at and see as a threat. What a damn shame that was.

I see that the abalone shells transformed into clamshells, a miracle to be sure.

One thing I see in common with the clamshell post and Hypatia, is abalone.
She was killed by way of it,
and he is killing us with a bunch a baloney.

 

alice bailey would be easier to pronounce when you're drunk or stoned.

 

melchizedek coelecanth archeopteryx

 

i'm shocked i can pronounce that when i'm sober. gonna go grab a couple beers and try it again.

 

btw, blackgaurd, i've been meaning to ask, it that your ass cheek haning out there on the right?

 

You are not the 1st to ask that, and it is just the shorts, have two different colour legs.

did you see my speedos pic in the undies thread. it is quite amusing.

 

i saw it in your gallery. my dad, age 66, is totally old-school. speedos all the way. it's hilarious, but thankfully, he's in excellent shape for an old man.