Machine Fetishes?

Tarantulas are big and scary ? I don't think so.
Any pet that fits in your hand is small.

 

Well, not scary but a small spider is about the size of a butterfly or something. Tarantulas are big for a spider.

 

have y'all ever seen a tarantula migration? it would happen in the four corners when we lived there. the little fuckers were EVERYWHERE, crossing the road, ambling along, looking all cool.

 

Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.

 

robots have feelings and care about me. I like to treat them with respect and the kind of dignity that they deserve. They have sexual appetites and uses just like any other inanimate object. In fact, if they can naturally be used for my sexual gratification, then that is what their essence was created for.

I'm a naturalist you see. If nature can provide all the satisfaction and love between humans and the materials of this planet, then it was meant to be so.

I'd marry an appliance if given the opportunity. The right place, and time in my life. All of them are designed to hold a specific purpose in life. I think that making love to machines makes both myself and these delicious heavenly designs all the more human and sacred.

A machine doesn't fully reach nirvana until you've had sex with it. Only you can set it free.

 

i had sex with my microwave; now i have 3 balls.

 

Yo.

 

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